4.05.2003

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::dies:: matt damon... good will hunting... i dont think im capable of writing anymore..

4.02.2003

"i can't find a picture of artemis with clothes on..."

Oh, that's such a shame Peter... haha. Okay, that's just one weird quote that I've heard over this week. So, I've decided I'll post all the scary things people say to me every Friday. Or Saturday. Or Sunday. Depending on how lazy I am. Yeah, well then, Sunday lol.

he had it comin...

You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. Pop.
Well, I came home this one day and I am really irritated,
and looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'.
No, not chewin'. Poppin'.
So, I said to him, I said, "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time..."
And he did!
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
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Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," he says.
He was crazy and he kept on screamin' "You been screwin' the milkman!!!"
And then he ran into my knife!
He ran into my knife TEN TIMES!
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pUahaHAha!!! If you don't know, those are quotes from the lyrics of "Cell Block Tango", which is from the musical Chicago. It's a GREATTTT song.. it's HILARIOUS. But I'm talking about the MUSICAL version... not the version from the movie, because that's totally different. Anyway, now that I've scared all of you sufficiently, I'm just gonna go to bed now... lol.. good night =)

4.01.2003

oooh... sand-bulldozer...

Okay, new Kiki pic up... sorry I didn't change it yesterday. I was trying to, like late at night about two hours after I typed out those passages from FFN (fascinating, eh?? -_-), but for some reason blogspot was bein an ass and decided not to work at all. I fixed it today... and I changed the time settings... I had it on Central but they were showin up in Cali time =T so I changed it to "Atlantic" time... apparently, I live in Canada now =D

speaking of cali...

I'M STAYING I'M STAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (no i'm not done yet)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay you can imagine in your head the rest of the exclamation points. But guess what... I'M NOT MOVING!!!!!! You have no idea how happy I am... lol. I still don't know WHY we're not moving, but hey, I'm NOT so THERE =D. But of course there's always a catch.. my dad says "You're staying!!" and I'm like "YESSSSSSSSSSS!!" and he mumbles "for a year at least". Hahaha.. okay Pops... s'long as I'm staying for a year =D. Now I'm scared that my application to my high school didn't work out, because I didn't really concentrate there anyway LOL. I'll have to ask all my friends for help getting around the school because I basically spaced out during orientation. OH WELL =)

you look nice today... april foooool!

Yeah... we're such dorks. It was Veronica's fault, I swear! She was the one that started going up to people and saying.. "You look like a girl today... APRIL FOOOOLLL" in a ridiculously high voice. Or, "You're sooo smart... APRIL FOOOOOOOOOL." But of course, it was amusing, so we all caught on... haha. Sure, we're weird. But it's not stupid if it's HILARIOUS =D Happy April Fool's Day everyone =)

3.31.2003

what's in the meat?

**Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and those who have just eaten, may read this passage under their own discretion.**

" The problem begins in today's vast feedlots. A government health official, who prefers not to be named, compared the sanitary conditions in a modern feedlot to those in a crowded European city during the Middle Ages, when people dumped their chamber pots out the window, raw sewage ran in the streets, and epidemics raged. The cattle now packed into feedlots get little exercise and live amid pools of manure... Feedlots have become an extremely efficient mechanism for "recirculating the manure," which is unfortunate, since E.coli 0157:H7 can replicate in cattle troughs and survive in manure for up to ninety days.

" Far from their natural habitat, the cattle in feedlots become more prone to all sorts of illnesses. And what they are being fed often contributes to the spread of disease. The rise in grain prices has encouraged the feeding of less expensive materials to cattle... About 75 percent of the cattle in the United States were routinely fed livestock wastes --the rendered remains of dead sheep and dead cattle-- until August of 1997. They were also fed millions of dead cats and dead dogs every year, purchased from animal shelters. The FDA banned such practices after... Great Britain suggested they were responsible for... "mad cow disease." Nevertheless, current FDA regulations allow dead pigs and dead horses to be rendered into cattle feed, along with dead poultry. The regulations not only allow cattle to be fed dead poultry, they allow poultry to be fed dead cattle... Steven P. Bjerklie, a former editor of the trade journal Meat & Poultry, is appalled by what goes into cattle feed these days. "Goddamn it, these cattle are ruminants... They're designed to eat grass and, maybe, grain... They are not designed to eat other animals."

" The waste products from poultry plants, including the sawdust and old newspapers used as litter, are also being fed to cattle... in Arkansas alone, about 3 million pounds of chicken manure were fed to cattle in 1994. "

[earlier in the chapter]

" In the USDA study 78.6 percent of the ground beef contained microbes that are spread primarily by fecal material. The medical literature on the causes of food poisoning is full of euphemisms and dry scientific terms: coliform levels, aerobic plate counts, sorbitol, MacConkey agar, and so on. Behind them lies a simple explanation for why eating a hamburger can now make you seriously ill: There is shit in the meat. "

~ Chapter 9 in Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser. ~

3.30.2003

why is life weird?...

boo =( so many complexities... i don't know if what i've done is good or bad or anything close to either... nothing is straightforward. Except lime jello. You can't go wrong with lime jello.